Be a kid again. It’s January’s Monthly Fling.
You did waaay too much adult stuff in 2019. Revisit your playful youth with the Mac Daddy macaroni & cheese pizza, some PBJ wings, and a good old fashioned batch of provolone cheese sticks. The bar also introduces the Raspberry Sparkler (our twist on a French 75), which even comes in a kiddie cocktail version we’re calling No Proof Punch.
Your childhood is at Flingers Pizza Pub this month. Order online now.
Mac Daddy ($15.49/$19.49)
PBJ Wings ($7.99/$14.99)
Provolone Cheese Sticks ($6.99)
Raspberry Sparkler ($6)
No Proof Punch ($5)
It’s December’s Monthly Fling, and if you can’t recite all the best lines from classic Christmas movies, we’re gonna have a hard time being friends. So play along with us this month, as we close out 2019 with an ode to Flingers’ favorite festive flicks.
We begin with an official carbine action, 200-shot range model appetizer called the Fra-GEE-Lay Cheeseball (Must Be Italian). Stuffed with pepperoni, green pepper, red onion and Italian seasoning, this cheesy snowball with pizza chips will make you forget Santa’s boot pushing you down the slide. Order it. We triple dog dare you.
Run barefoot over broken glass for this salad, Hans. Loaded with enough crispy chicken, bacon, red onion, diced tomato & fresh mozzarella to fill up Nakatomi Plaza, do you really think you have a chance against this salad, Mr. Cowboy? Chickie Ki-Yay, Mozzareller.
You guys give up, or are ya thirsty for more? The main event is a pizza that even Kevin McCallister wouldn’t blast off his porch, featuring crispy breaded chicken, diced tomato, fresh mozzarella, Italian seasoning and fresh basil. Not even a super-heated doorknob should keep you away from this one… Ya Filthy Animal.
And for dessert, aside from candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup, it turns out the 5th main food group is a quarter pound sugar cookie topped with 3 scoops of peppermint ice cream, whipped cream, and crumbled chocolate holiday bark. Unless you’re sitting on a throne of lies, order this for the table and don’t be a Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins.
For real, thanks for playing along this month. It’s been a fun year of Monthly Flings, and we wanted to put a smile on your face for the last one. Because we just like to smile. Smiling’s our favorite.
Ya Filthy Animal ($15.49/$19.49)
Chickie Ki-Yay, Mozzareller ($8.99)
Fra-GEE-Lay Cheeseball ($9.49)
Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins ($9.49)
It’s November’s Monthly Fling.
So much to be thankful for in November that we cranked out a veritable cornucopia of toppings and items this month, headlined by The Harvester: a topping-packed pizza featuring roasted butternut squash, oven-roasted turkey breast, spinach, red onion, ricotta cheese and fresh sage with our three-cheese blend on a garlic butter base. It’ll make you enjoy November!
Riding shotgun are Maple Bacon Wings, which have Maple and Bacon right there in the name, so you know they’re good. And then a bountiful Autumn Salad featuring roasted butternut squash, candied pecans, dried cranberries, red onion, and crumbled feta cheese on romaine lettuce. Served with a side of balsamic vinaigrette, it’s light years better than whatever salad your Aunt brings to Thanksgiving.
On the sweet side, order the Bananas Foster for dessert. Fresh cut bananas with brown sugar, cinnamon and rum baked in a skillet and topped with vanilla ice cream. (Because of the rum, we’re erring on the side of caution and stamping this with a “21 and over” label. Sorry kids.) And then at the bar, we’ve created our own spin on the vodka/cranberry which we’re calling Rosemary’s Berry. It features house-infused cranberry Down East vodka, with cranberry juice, rosemary simple syrup, Cointreau, lemon juice and ginger beer. It’s amazing.
It’s the Monthly Fling, your new infatuations for the month of November. Get your fill now at Flingers Pizza Pub for dine-in, carry-out, delivery, and online ordering before you get tired of them and call it quits at the end of the month. Just like a fling.
The Harvester ($14.99/$18.99)
Maple Bacon Wings ($7.99/$14.99)
The Autumn Salad ($8.99)
Bananas Foster ($9.49) 21+ only
Rosemary’s Berry cocktail ($9)
We’ve got Zombie Dust chalices. On Halloween, you’ll have a chance to keep one.
Starting at 4pm Thursday, it’s an (Un)Dead Giveaway, because not only will there be 6, yes 6, yes 6 (un)deadly beers on tap, but 3 Floyds Zombie Dust is one of them…and when you buy a pint of it, you’ll get to keep the chalice it’s served in (pictured). We’re doing the same with Rogue Dead Guy Ale. Buy a pint of it, and you’ll get to the keep the Dead Guy glass.
Even if you have to drag your corpse through the snow, be here Thursday for THE Halloween BloNo beer event, come in costume if you want, and enjoy our version of adult trick or treat at Flingers.
(Zombie Dust keeper chalice only available with purchase of Zombie Dust, and Dead Guy Ale keeper glass only available with purchase of Dead Guy Ale. Chalices/glasses are very limited, and offer is only valid while supplies last. Strict limit of one keeper chalice/glass per person.)
It’s October’s Monthly Fling. Order online now: bit.ly/OrderFlingersOnline
Some pizzas stand in the darkness! Afraid to step intooooo the light… Honoring the Oktoberfest spirit and running in slow motion toward your hungry arms is the biggest sensation to hit Germany we could think of: The Hasselhoff. Featuring kielbasa sausage, red onion, Granny Smith apples, fresh arugula, and a smoked gouda & mozzarella cheese blend on a spicy brown mustard base, it’s knight riding its way down the beach and into your heart. It’ll be ready. Never you fear. (We recommend thin crust for this one, but if you’re looking for freedom, get it hand-tossed.)
Additionally, if your mouth is feeling brave, try our Spicy Cheese Curds. We almost called these The Floor is Lava Balls because seriously, this breading will light you up with a tingly throat. So be warned. For dessert, check out our Campfire Skillet, featuring marshmallows on a graham cracker crumble, chocolate syrup, and more graham crackers on the side. (And it’s also available for delivery!) And then at the bar, we’ve created a new cocktail that tastes like liquid Pumpkin Pie, so that’s what we called it (#creativity).
It’s the Monthly Fling, your new infatuations for the month of October. Get your fill now at Flingers Pizza Pub for dine-in, carry-out, delivery, and online ordering before you get tired of them and call it quits at the end of the month. Just like a fling.
The Hasselhoff ($14.99/$18.99)
Spicy Cheese Curds ($7.49)
Campfire Skillet ($9.99)
Pumpkin Pie cocktail ($6)
Thursday (Oct 3) at Flingers, we’re flooding the boat with autumnal abundance. Come Fall Overboard.
SIX Fall beers will be on-tap at the bar:
- Lil Beaver Punkin Pi
- High Water Campfire Stout (with a S’more rim of chocolate, graham cracker & toasted marshmallow)
- Southern Tier Cold Press Coffee Pumking
- Pollyanna Cored
- Avery The Kaiser
- Prairie Basic Becky
Plus, we’ll be making homemade mulled cider, and serving October’s new Monthly Fling featured cocktail called Pumpkin Pie (one guess why we called it that).
The excessive Fall fun starts at 4pm. See you then.
Thursday, September 26th starting at 4pm, bounce into Flingers for 3 Floyds Keeper Glasstoberfest. We’ll have 3 Floyds Munsterfest & 3 Floyds Gumballhead (both on tap)…AND, we’ll be serving them in 3 Floyds pint glasses that you get to keep & take home. Es is nicht normal, so take advantage while you can. See you Thursday.
(Keeper glasses only available with purchase of Gumballhead or Munsterfest. Glasses are limited, and offer is only valid while glass supplies last. Strict limit of one keeper glass per person.)
It’s The Monthly Fling, a small bundle of new items here at Flingers which will be great for a month, then they’ll be over. Just like a fling. Order online now: bit.ly/OrderFlingersOnline
Man who catch fly with chopstick… accomplish anything. Well we’ve never done that. So we’ll have to settle for accomplishing pizza. This September, our humble dojo welcomes The Miyagi, a pizza full of wisdom, life lessons, grilled chicken, red onion, pineapple, bacon & our 3-cheese blend on a Sweet Teriyaki sauce base. (We’re also offering the Sweet Teriyaki as a sauce for our wings this month.) We think it’ll crane kick your face. But win, lose, no matter. We make good pizza, earn respect, then nobody bother.
Additionally, we’re sweeping your leg with an appetizer of Mini Veggie Spring Rolls featuring a side of Spicy Korean BBQ sauce (Gochujang), and then also making that sauce available for our wings, sensei. No mercy. It squish you like grape.
It’s the Monthly Fling, your new infatuations for the month of September. Get your fill now at Flingers Pizza Pub for dine-in, carry-out, delivery, and online ordering before you get tired of them and call it quits at the end of the month. Just like a fling.
The Miyagi ($14.99/$18.99)
Spicy Korean BBQ Wings ($7.99/$14.99)
Sweet Teriyaki Wings ($7.99/$14.99)
Mini Veggie Spring Rolls ($8.99)
It’s finally happening.
Be at Flingers on Tuesday (Aug 13, 4pm) as 3 Floyds officially launches into the Bloomington-Normal market with the tap takeover we’ve all been clamoring for.
We’ll have five beers on tap: Alpha King, Gumballhead, Robert the Bruce, Lazersnake…and ZOMBIE DUST.
This has been a long-time coming. You don’t want to miss it. It’s not normal. See you Tuesday.