December’s Monthly Fling


It’s December’s Monthly Fling, and if you can’t recite all the best lines from classic Christmas movies, we’re gonna have a hard time being friends. So play along with us this month, as we close out 2019 with an ode to Flingers’ favorite festive flicks.

We begin with an official carbine action, 200-shot range model appetizer called the Fra-GEE-Lay Cheeseball (Must Be Italian). Stuffed with pepperoni, green pepper, red onion and Italian seasoning, this cheesy snowball with pizza chips will make you forget Santa’s boot pushing you down the slide. Order it. We triple dog dare you.

Run barefoot over broken glass for this salad, Hans. Loaded with enough crispy chicken, bacon, red onion, diced tomato & fresh mozzarella to fill up Nakatomi Plaza, do you really think you have a chance against this salad, Mr. Cowboy? Chickie Ki-Yay, Mozzareller.

You guys give up, or are ya thirsty for more? The main event is a pizza that even Kevin McCallister wouldn’t blast off his porch, featuring crispy breaded chicken, diced tomato, fresh mozzarella, Italian seasoning and fresh basil. Not even a super-heated doorknob should keep you away from this one… Ya Filthy Animal.

And for dessert, aside from candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup, it turns out the 5th main food group is a quarter pound sugar cookie topped with 3 scoops of peppermint ice cream, whipped cream, and crumbled chocolate holiday bark. Unless you’re sitting on a throne of lies, order this for the table and don’t be a Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins.

For real, thanks for playing along this month. It’s been a fun year of Monthly Flings, and we wanted to put a smile on your face for the last one. Because we just like to smile. Smiling’s our favorite.

Ya Filthy Animal ($15.49/$19.49)
Chickie Ki-Yay, Mozzareller ($8.99)
Fra-GEE-Lay Cheeseball ($9.49)
Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins ($9.49)