Ladies and gents, this is no basic, ordinary Thai-inspired pizza cooked up in a common kitchen. Pish posh. Nay, this is a ThaiTanic Thaicoon at a Black Thai Affair. This is enlightened. This is sophisticated. This….is Thai Society.
The aristocracy begins with our specially-crafted Flingers homemade Peanut Thai Sauce base, which combines creamy peanut butter, hoisin sauce, soy sauce, and sriracha. There’s a small kick to it, but nothing that’ll tongue thai you. Then it’s topped with grilled chicken, red onion, shredded carrots, peppadews, and roasted peanuts…all thai’ing together and delivering a thaidal wave of Thai taste that demands you respect its authorithai.
It’s upper, upper class Thai Society, God’s gift to bar-room pizzariety. So if you like Thai food, get it at Flingers Pizza Pub for dine-in, carry-out, delivery, and online ordering during November only, before we ditch this bourgeois, glitterati recipe and go back to mixing with the masses.
Oh, and finally, we need to shout very loudly that this product CONTAINS PEANUTS, soybeans, and soy sauce.